There is no suburb in Sydney as synonymous with wealth as Point Piper. It’s a small suburb – eleven streets in total – wedged next to Rose Bay in the east with views over it and the harbour. It’s home to the country’s richest residents, including Malcolm Turnbull (Australia’s best politician, surely, with a background that spans over entrepreneurship, law and investment banking…but I’m sure you already know that).
Before I delve in to the suburb and the house, I need to make note of the fact that this place’s kitchen has the most amazing tiles I’ve ever seen. I am still tempted to go back there, crowbar them off and run away with them. I hope no one actually does that now, because that would be super awkward now that I’ve written this. They feature different types of liquor bottles. It makes for a great point of interest. It’s also probably popular with guests keen on a drink.
What makes this house so fascinating is that it offers everything a buyer looking in the suburb would want – a vast Federation with gorgeous character features in place (the fireplaces are particularly special, and seem to be in immaculate condition), bay views, a sizeable block and double street frontage - but goes beyond that by being quirky. It’s reminiscent of the mansion featured in my favourite Mulberry ad campaign; whimsical, grand, ageing, fantastical. That’s mostly due to the taste of the owners, who appear to have made the mansion into the ultimate party house. I can’t think of a better approach.
So what makes me want to have my birthday party here? (And yes, I did ask the owner if I could, but since it’s in February and this one’s on the market, that’s unlikely to get the go ahead.) There’s a lap pool with giant inflatable swans on it, for starters, along with a cabana, a bar and a Heineken umbrella and matching drinks table.
The house is not heritage listed, but I’m hopeful that someone who would pay over $7 million for such an exquisite house would retain it and choose to renovate rather than bulldozing the thing. Although the house hasn’t been updated (part of its charm from my perspective, as always), it has a number of defining features in superb condition that would make the refurbishment easier. There are five marble fireplaces and one wooden one that are all looking perfect, a kauri pine staircase, leadlight windows, a butler’s bell (chances are if you can afford to purchase this place, you’ll need a butler’s bell), and a sauna.
The bathrooms are one of my favourite aspects of the house. The one featured in the post below in particular is perfect; a bright, consistent colour, speckled mirror, tiny tiles. It’s my idea of faded grandeur.
I’d be very curious to find out what happens to this one once it’s been bought. I’m confident it’ll lose its status as a party house. There’s really only one question to answer: will it become a stunning family home, or a development site?